What’s In Wiggo’s Box?

While watching Team Sky do their impressive thing last night during the Teams TT, it became apparent that there was a strange, long, box-like object on Wiggo’s side underneath his Skinsuit.  A crack team of analytical interpretive videographical theoreticians assembled throughout the Twitterverse came up with a list of possibilities. I leave it to you [...]

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Relativity of Time Stage 5 (bunchie)

I have a great mate who has a theory on the relative speed of time passing. He believes that time should be measured experientially, rather than chronologically (similar to Dunbar in Catch-22, who believes if he does nothing for long enough, time will drag out to the point that he will effectively live forever). I [...]

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The Two Day Theory Stage 4 (bunchie)

It is a very fortunate thing that the situation that Garmin-Transitions is in during this Tour is a first time for all of us involved.  The fortune I speak of is partly that we’ve never had to deal with nigh on half of our team all being pretty badly wounded on the one descent, and partly [...]

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Always Fear The Mock: Stage 1 (bunchie)

The Mock.  Some would say that this is the most powerful force in the universe, and yet it has never been quantified.  I for one am a firm believer in the Mock, and think that CERN should be turning their attention to investigating the power of the Mock, rather than the trivialities of the God [...]

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The Pizza Matrix Thwarted

We have all been faced with, and stumped by, the eternal question when hosting a gathering: how many pizzas to order? Until last night, I had thought the complex equation drafted by my good mate (and mathematical genius) BA in the mid 90s that he dubbed “The Pizza Matrix” covered all situations. For those unfortunates [...]

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